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Stephanie Micayla
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quite-likely-valentine

I know there’s a lot of tension after Tumblr’s new policy annouced for December 17th, but reblog this if you aren’t leaving Tumblr so that other blogs can know they aren’t going to be completely alone!

Dec 5 2018 • 139,641 notes

mens-rights-activia

What if I told y’all the earth was a skinny legend and her waist was snatched to the gods. Then would y’all finally stan her and do more to fight global warming??? 🤔🤔🤔

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pissyelliott

oh you want us to stan earth? name any of her number one singles……. that’s what i thought.

mens-rights-activia

I’m pretty sure Earth’s number one single is you, since no one wants to date a clown

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chaelstorm

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Dec 5 2018 • 122,386 notes
shantpat:
“ meatyogre:
“ homophobic:
“ arvoze:
“i took a pic of me watching the pickle rick episode to piss people off but like somehow i managed to take the pic so that the frame on the tv was…. a different frame to the reflection on the...

arvoze

i took a pic of me watching the pickle rick episode to piss people off but like somehow i managed to take the pic so that the frame on the tv was…. a different frame to the reflection on the desk?

homophobic

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meatyogre

this is the most fucked up scenario that accurately depicts that movement of photons through space and time

shantpat

Einstein would be so upset that you proved his theory in one moment, cause in his day it took fuckin months to setup an eclipse pic to prove relativity n you did it by accident, in ur living room. congrats.

Aug 14 2018 • 352,570 notes

scentless-apprentice

“Beep beep, bitch. You’re gay”

carrionthird

[*between laughter* “this fucking filter looks like a gay barcode scanner. beep beep bitch, you’re gay!”]

May 2 2018 • 188,057 notes

deancasisendgame

Please no matter what blog type you have please spread the word on the attacks on Aleppo because people need to know and we need to stand with Aleppo just like we did with Paris. Everything matters at this point because innocent people are dying a you reblogging and Spreading the word matters as much as donating because the people of Aleppo will know that we stand with them and that we care for them

May 2 2018 • 22,228 notes

ugly

some tiny-titted binch: don’t wear bras let your titties live!!!!! i never wear bras!!!!!!!!!

me, a godless titty goblin, made of 90% titty: i haven’t taken this bra off for forty years

Mar 29 2018 • 272,336 notes

watsonshoneybee

lads had a dream last night that i was at the elton john concert and halfway through crocodile rock he switched to a prince medley and real live flesh and blood prince walked out on stage, and into the stunned, hushed silence i said quietly, “i thought you were dead” and he looked straight at me through the crowds of a million people, put his mouth against the mic, and said “do i look like the kind of man who dies” absolute legend 

sammy-the-music-boy

This wasn’t a dream this was a premonition

Mar 21 2018 • 224,050 notes